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i had a dream about terence mckenna
he asked, could compressed intelligence travel by email?
then, in true elfish fashion, Terence sat down and typed:
FREE UP THE HUMAN ENTERPRISE
* license info at bottom of document; reader must read and agree to that before reading this web-sealed text.
BEGIN WEB SEALED TEXT:
(a fictional story which should in no way be construed as constituting any truth whatsoever, other than as a publication of sheer fiction)
Thank You
For Building
The Internet!
We are members of the blue Danube tribe which lives deep in the heart of a tributary of the mighty Amazon, in South America. A satellite internet connection was just shown to us. We have observed this phenomenon for all of the night, and are translating our experience back through your shaman who has made his way here to meet us. We transliterate this message on March 7, 2006.
Our wise man has said to play the human program “re-install” on your human intelligence. All memory is retained.
1. This is like Star Trek
2. Claim the internet as your own. It is packed with literal diamonds of human experience;
3. This is a video on how to navigate through screens, effortlessly, as the star ship enterprise flying through an asteroid belt, avoiding all of the harmful material which, in your personal judgment, is injurious to your own health or welfare.
For example, advertisements, irrelevant data, tracking systems, etc., may affect your personal sense of well-being and safety and security, and give you the feeling that you are not allowed to control your own internet experience.
4. The internet is an amazon. You can float along on logs or you can equip yourself with the tools the tech-ies use, themselves. They are ultra-powerful. They “strip” the crap off of the web experience which you, as an individual, personal user, are not interested in seeing. You live in the age of light speed. Learn how to use it, for personal growth and higher understanding and greater delights.
5. Become a member of the web elite, the relative few who have escaped the traumatic flow of media-
controlled internet news and advertising. The Internet belongs to everyone! How would you like to spend 99.9% of your web time viewing the wonders of the world? There are more of them now posted on the internet by individuals than you could ever see or hear in a lifetime.
6. Get ready to blow your mind with the world’s first technology commander. And its free, and not
sponsored by anybody. It is a free program, free on its own. Get it free, use it free, change your
web life for free. No buck to anybody.
7. For more details, stay tuned to rss and xml tags “doodlehopper” on Delicious.
7. In the meantime, all users are encouraged to UPLOAD as MUCH VIDEO as YouTube is
asking/allowing you to upload.
So much of it is ART!. Beauty truly is in the eyes of the beholder.
For example, I saw a video of someone turning each page of a book, not with any particular speed,
And it seemed like a long video, but I didn’t watch it all.
I also saw a video of a beautiful nature scene, 10 minutes of looking at the wind blowing the leaves
on a beautiful tree! Wow, I turned on my ipod and watched the movie on the computer screen.
Cool!
“Dedicated to my creative writing professor, with great love”
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LICENSE:
[The preceding has been a fictional presentation, and represents the private property of an individual person who has documented its creation by placing it into the flow of the internet, and may not be read by anyone, for any purpose. It may however, indiscriminately emailed to anyone you wish, as long as they agree not to read it. It is being used as an historical artifact for personal research purposes, and is proprietary and all protections of all laws are claimed and asserted.
If you do not agree to the foregoing paragraph, leave this document immediately.]
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does this sound like terence to anyone who knew him?
he asked, could compressed intelligence travel by email?
then, in true elfish fashion, Terence sat down and typed:
FREE UP THE HUMAN ENTERPRISE
* license info at bottom of document; reader must read and agree to that before reading this web-sealed text.
BEGIN WEB SEALED TEXT:
(a fictional story which should in no way be construed as constituting any truth whatsoever, other than as a publication of sheer fiction)
Thank You
For Building
The Internet!
We are members of the blue Danube tribe which lives deep in the heart of a tributary of the mighty Amazon, in South America. A satellite internet connection was just shown to us. We have observed this phenomenon for all of the night, and are translating our experience back through your shaman who has made his way here to meet us. We transliterate this message on March 7, 2006.
Our wise man has said to play the human program “re-install” on your human intelligence. All memory is retained.
1. This is like Star Trek
2. Claim the internet as your own. It is packed with literal diamonds of human experience;
3. This is a video on how to navigate through screens, effortlessly, as the star ship enterprise flying through an asteroid belt, avoiding all of the harmful material which, in your personal judgment, is injurious to your own health or welfare.
For example, advertisements, irrelevant data, tracking systems, etc., may affect your personal sense of well-being and safety and security, and give you the feeling that you are not allowed to control your own internet experience.
4. The internet is an amazon. You can float along on logs or you can equip yourself with the tools the tech-ies use, themselves. They are ultra-powerful. They “strip” the crap off of the web experience which you, as an individual, personal user, are not interested in seeing. You live in the age of light speed. Learn how to use it, for personal growth and higher understanding and greater delights.
5. Become a member of the web elite, the relative few who have escaped the traumatic flow of media-
controlled internet news and advertising. The Internet belongs to everyone! How would you like to spend 99.9% of your web time viewing the wonders of the world? There are more of them now posted on the internet by individuals than you could ever see or hear in a lifetime.
6. Get ready to blow your mind with the world’s first technology commander. And its free, and not
sponsored by anybody. It is a free program, free on its own. Get it free, use it free, change your
web life for free. No buck to anybody.
7. For more details, stay tuned to rss and xml tags “doodlehopper” on Delicious.
7. In the meantime, all users are encouraged to UPLOAD as MUCH VIDEO as YouTube is
asking/allowing you to upload.
So much of it is ART!. Beauty truly is in the eyes of the beholder.
For example, I saw a video of someone turning each page of a book, not with any particular speed,
And it seemed like a long video, but I didn’t watch it all.
I also saw a video of a beautiful nature scene, 10 minutes of looking at the wind blowing the leaves
on a beautiful tree! Wow, I turned on my ipod and watched the movie on the computer screen.
Cool!
“Dedicated to my creative writing professor, with great love”
END WEB-SEALED TEXT
LICENSE:
[The preceding has been a fictional presentation, and represents the private property of an individual person who has documented its creation by placing it into the flow of the internet, and may not be read by anyone, for any purpose. It may however, indiscriminately emailed to anyone you wish, as long as they agree not to read it. It is being used as an historical artifact for personal research purposes, and is proprietary and all protections of all laws are claimed and asserted.
If you do not agree to the foregoing paragraph, leave this document immediately.]
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does this sound like terence to anyone who knew him?
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